Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

couldn’t put Humpty together again.

Jokes and tongue twisters

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The more we study,

The more we know.

The more we know,

The more we forget.

The more we forget,

The less we know.

The less we know.

The less we forget.

The less we forget,

The more we know.

So, why study?

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A skunk sat on a stump.

The stump thought the skunk stunk.

The skunk thought the stump stunk .

What stunk the skunk or the stump?

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Fuzzy Wazzy was a Bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair

If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair

Then Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasn't Very Fuzy, Was he?

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If you understand, say "understand".

If you don't understand, say "don't understand".

But if you understand and say "don't understand".

How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

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One Smart Fellow, He Felt Smart.

Two Smart Fellows, They Felt Smart.

Three Smart Fellows, And They All Felt Smart.

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Swan swam over the sea,

Swim, swan, swim!

Swan swam back again

Well swum, swan!

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Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more

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A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

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It's a pity, little Kitty lives in a big city.

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The cook took a good look at the cookery book.

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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She sells sea shells at the sea shore, the shells she sells are the sea-shore shells, I’m sure.

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Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

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William always wears a very warm woolen vest in winter. Victor, however, will never wear woolen underwear even in the Wild Wild West.

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Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie?

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Good blood, bad blood.

If you your lips would keep from slips, ... (by William Edward Norris)

If you your lips would keep from slips,

Five things observe with care:

Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,

And how and when and where.

If you your ears would save from jeers,

These things keep meekly hid:

Myself and I, and mine and my,

And how I do and did.

Six Serving Men (by Rudyard Kipling)

I Keep six honest serving-men:

(They taught me all I knew)

Their names are What and Where and When

And How and Why and Who

I send them over land and sea,

I send them east and west;

But after they have worked for me,

I give them all a rest.

I let them rest from nine till five.

For I am busy then,

As well as breakfast, lunch, and tea,

For they are hungry men:

But different folk have different views:

I know a person small -  

She keeps ten million serving-men,

Who get no rest at all!

She sends them abroad on her own affairs,

From the second she opens her eyes -

One million Hows, two million Wheres,

And seven million Whys!